Timbits are similar to donut
'holes' in size, colour and taste, however Timbits are only available to Canadians
and the occasional American customs officer
who can cross the border for them.
Timbits are excellent for defensive ammunition against moose
and rabid beaver
, for as they get stale they resemble golf ball
s in size and hardness.
For best gastrointestional
results, do not eat stale
Timbits. Serve with fresh Tim Hortons coffee