Timbits are similar to
donut 'holes' in size, colour and taste, however Timbits are only available to
Canadians and the occasional
American customs officer who can cross the border for them.
Timbits are excellent for defensive ammunition against
moose and rabid
beaver, for as they get stale they resemble
golf balls in size and hardness.
For best
gastrointestional results, do not eat
stale Timbits. Serve with
fresh Tim Hortons coffee.