True story.
My mate Doc is a bit of a nutter at the best of times. He always carries enough hash to get him done for possesion with intent to supply. He's famous in some circles for his Australian zombie impression. He's a funny guy.
It all started quite innocuously. He was thinking about the film Aliens, and trying to remember who played Bishop, the android. For the life of him, he couldn't remember the actor's name.
It bothered him all day. He went out that night, met up with his mates and his girlfriend and went drinking. None of them knew who played Bishop either.
Later than night, Doc and his girlfriend were getting down and dirty. They were going hard at it, and Doc felt himself reach the, er, moment of truth. He was almost there, right on the brink, when suddenly the heavens opened and a bolt of inspiration hit him.
You can imagine his girlfriends displeasure as her boyfriend came inside her, threw his arms back and screamed at the top of his lungs:
"Lance Henriksen!!!!!"
True story.