Last night I had a rather unusual dream.
In the world in which this dream took place, there apparently was quite a concerted effort to bring down the everything2 website - of course this website. All efforts failed (which is ironic because in real life it goes down if the wind blows in the proper direction or something).
Finally, a really hot young black woman, who I guess hates E2 for some reason, figured out that if you had sex with her - really hard, almost violent sex - it would bring the website down. She even stripped naked and displayed herself on a soft bed (location: unknown) to tempt men who'd like to bring down the website to try it.
Yeah it's one of those dreams where you think when you wake up "What. The. Fuck. Was. That?"