An effect that occurs in people who were exposed to Dungeons and Dragons et al before they were exposed to mythology.

Leads to exclamations like:

"How can a foolish consistency be the hobgoblin of small minds? They only have two hit dice!"

"If I were a greek hero, I'd just walk right in to Medusa's cave and kill her. What are the odds of failing your saving throw when you're part god!?"