DoN'T rEAD +H15 N0d3!!!

Here's what nate told me (he hacked into my computer, connected a sound card and speakers, and spoke aloud (square brackets and all!), much like God did for Cecille B. DeMille): "The ILOVEYOU node contains a deadly virus that is so frighteningly dangerous that it makes the Good Times virus live up to its name. It will rip the Pentium out of your live computer and smash it to bits under a freight train. I beg you: don't visit this node!"; with that, he emailed me a $3 bill and returned control of my computer

Then dem bones dialed #91 and spoke to me through the dial of my phone. "Please," he begged me (ever notice how small the noding vocabulary really is?), "add a writeup to that node; then people will be able to save themselves from certain immediate irrefutable irreversible indelible extinction by voting it up and cooling it."

I have but complied with the wishes of the Everything Gods.