The toilet paper I most recently purchased was of the patterned variety. The pattern was of angels playing their harps in heaven. I used the toilet paper for what is was designed for.

Now I ask you, is this treatment appropriate for angels? Is this really befitting of an angelic being?

I'm all for toilet paper patterned with leaves, flowers, etc, because that's kind of what the product is made from anyway. But angels? I'm not comfortable with this.