New scienti-fictive research has recently revealed startling and disturbing coincidences between Homo S. Exual and Fun D. A. Mentalist! Just look at these ASTOUNDING and AMAZING facts!!:
Mr. Mentalist uses blatant tactics of recruitment to swell the flock ... and gets tax breaks for doing so!
M. Sexual is too busy worrying about the next Circuit party to recruit ... and receives no tax breaks for not doing so!
In 1983, M. Sexual accuses Mr. Mentalist of using the politics of fear to pander to would be homophobes!
In 1983, Mr. Mentalist accuses M. Sexual of using the politics of dancing to pander to would be homosexuals!
In 1978, Mr. Mentalist immortalizes the use of the twinkie defense in a famous court trial!
Just twenty-three years later, in 2001, M. Sexual uses a twinkie and narrowly avoids a court trial which would have been famous!!
Mr. Mentalist never had a secretary named Kennedy or Lincoln!
M. Sexual never had a secretary not named Lance or Keesheanna!
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