A song that makes frequent appearences on the Dr. Demento show. The good doctor generally adlibs and sings the lyrics live, and they're never the same twice.

The chorus is:

Shaving Cream!
Stay nice and clean!
Shave every day
and you'll always look keen!

The verses are always unique, but are designed to combine with the chorus to play on our tendency to want to complete the rhyme. For instance:

My girl and I were to be married
I wanted to look proper and fit
But on the way to the chapple
I tripped on an apple
and fell into a great big deep pile of....(Chorus)