helpfull by middlename:
"Helpfull: 1) Something that is usefull 2) Something that assists something in something 3) Something that is required to do something"
-"Something that is usefull" is a hilarious definition for "helpfull", but I'm sorry, it had to go. :)
aol by middlename:
"A very bad isp". Killed at first sight.
There is no strategy in StarCraft by middlename (a repost):
-Middlename, the tribe has spoken.
aeon flux by lucentshoe:
"this feature being similar in some ways to what seems to allus happen to kenny in south park..."
William H. Gates III by calvin_is_stupid:
"Satan. Need I say more?" Actually, yes.
Sean Richardson by calvin_is_stupid:
"Barely a person (see non-human). Takes a liking to cars, stupid bitches, 4-year-old girls, and nascar racing. Once raped a pair of small children. Emits a stench. A bone fide moron, Sean once stole a spool of copper and attempted to&recycle it for cash.
-Yeah, I giggled, but this is probably inappropriate, eh?
Sean Richardson by android:
"Do we really need this crap?" Um.... no, we don't.
sex with plants by calvin_is_stupid:
"Placing your genitals in a plant and making a bit of the old in-out in-out motions. See Sean Richardson."
Calvin McCutcheon by calvin_is_stupid and eviltobz, respectively:
"Calvin is what is known today as a moron. Every day, this guy re-invents the wheel, and actually *believes* that his new wheel is going to be even a tiny bit better than the existing wheel. According to him, all that really is in the way is the fact that there's a conspiracy orchestrated by various car manufacturers against him -- they, for some *unknown* reason don't want his wheel. He also smells. It's amazing that someone can take a shower and then fill up a room with incredible stench."
"Sounds like my kinda guy."
stench by calvin_is_stupid and Morgan:
"An incredibly bad smell. Often emitted by Calvin McCutcheon, 31337 h4x0rs, and Sean Richardson."
(In response to kg: I also felt nuking the user was excessive. I read all his writeups; these were the only ones I found kill-worthy)