An artificial traffic report could be loosely defined as any traffic report that makes references to an unnumbered highway,interstate, or refers to old names of locations (i.e. in Providence, Rhode Island; calling the Henderson Bridge the New Red Bridge.) A common humorous artificial traffic report is beamed through the Boston airwaves by WFNX which states that "Traffic on the Lenny Zakim is halted due to construction" or "There's no traffic on the Lenny Zakim bridge". For those not familiar with Boston's Big Dig, the Zakim Memorial bridge is not yet complete, and will not be open for another year and a half.