Sex with plants (idea)

Of course, the obvious thing that jumps to mind when people mention sex with plants is cucumbers and like plants. This is not an unusual practice, though I've never done it myself. I've been told that some prefer them skinned, others leave them as is.

Now, is a wooden dildo considered sex with a plant?

C-Dawg: Alias MJ: re wooden dildos, I think that would be botanonecrophilia :)