TheNastyCanasty
- user since
- Wed Jul 12 2000 at 16:54:28 (24.2 years ago )
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- Thu Feb 13 2003 at 17:37:55 (21.6 years ago )
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- 7 (Chronicler) / 3283
- mission drive within everything
- I'm just stopping to smell the Everything
- motto
- "Put down the sword and I'll put down the shield" -- Me
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- Nuremberg
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Current exp/node: Discontinued Favorite nodes of mine: Her Name Was Natalie Dream Log: November 30, 2000 you people disgust me Dream Log: November 9, 2000 Metanoder Nodes to vote on: US-Centricness on Everything by coby -- He wrote EXACTLY what I thought as I read the original writeup 13-year-olds who think 100 lines is a lot of code by xmatt -- The part of the mathematical f(x) was great Nuke requests I have filed and am watching: Fuck me and I'll let you live -- This nuke request didn't go through, probably because he's level 5. emphatically NEVER -- Nor did this one. File again later. mod files by bain -- Contains only "mods are cool". Thanks. fun things to yell when your friend is on the phone by getzburg -- Stupid. r4v5 is the antichrist -- Cut me a break. necrophile - Useless see also node. nude pics of my mom -- Fag. militant beligerent intolerant assholes - I'll show you asshole... No, it's not mine, but I mean, come on - a very long time by mulad why your thumb is important more specifically, Nailbunny's writeup for obvious reasons. $5 Cool quotes stolen from other people's homenodes: It is not fair to wish to taste only of my honey, and not the gall. If you wish to be perfectly united with me, contemplate deeply the mockery, insults, whippings, death and torments that I endured for you. (Byzantine) Permanent Bookmarks: Her Name Was Natalie good reasons to miss someone I miss her Even my faults he adores the frenzy of this last week tell me about your secret places be gentle with me forgetting a girl those moments where you can't even cry, you just sit there I want your hands on me August 20, 2000 it was more than perfect understanding I miss her |
User Bookmarks:
- 15 year old JavaScript hack
- 16 year old
- 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- A pot-grower's worst nightmare
- A practical introduction to brainfuck
- a Sheena moment
- Allaying Rachel's fears
- alt.suicide.holiday
- Another miserable day at my horrible high school
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- being a kid was great
- bittersweets.org
- black hooded sweatshirt
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- Blow an O ring
- Borderline personality disorder
- Boy suspended for pointing chicken finger like gun (person)
- Braces, I & II
- Bright Lights, Big City
- C'est La Vie
- Carrying a knife through airport security
- caught masturbating
- changing the X root window cursor
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated. (person)
- Could you pick yourself out of a lineup? (idea)
- Craps
- Cruising down Otay, jacked up on Benadryl (idea)
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them (thing)
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me (idea)
- December 30, 2000 (idea)
- Desert Eagle
- dizzy
- Don't buy the champagne just yet
- downshift (idea)
- Dream Log: July 18, 2001
- Drugs make people bad
- Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- EDB reads his Message Inbox
- Evil nicknames acquired in high school
- Evolution of a programmer (idea)
- exotic shotgun ammo
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Fucked up Facts from History (place)
- George W. Bush's foul mouth
- getzburg
- ghetto monopoly (thing)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Hey, faggot!
- High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
- Highway Tales
- how my computer nearly killed me (idea)
- How to give a hand massage (idea)
- How to give a hug
- How to give your man a good backrub
- How to sit on steps
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- HP48 (thing)
- I am afraid of permanence (idea)
- I am deathly afraid of February
- I am eighteen years old
- I can do shit with my legs
- I can own this room
- I can still feel you... (idea)
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- I can't work with stoners
- I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
- I fuck your sunshine
- I Hate Trick or Treat (idea)
- I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
- I killed a pigeon
- i like my body when it is with your
- I love the smell of napalm in the morning
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- I need something like smoking
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I want you inside me (idea)
- I was a homeless bum
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- I've developed a new skill (idea)
- Introducing yourself to the small-breasted woman
- IPO, company parking lot one year later
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- It's OK to be a healthy geek
- Junkyard Wars
- Kissing Rachel goodbye
- kslawson
- Ladies, it's high time you became friends with your clitoris (idea)
- lazerus
- Life is half over at age 10
- Love You Forever (thing)
- Lucid dream
- Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
- Making someone feel loved
- McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card (thing)
- Michael was special (idea)
- my brilliant career, chapter 117
- My brother shit in my pillow
- My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 1
- my private holiday
- Nefarious uses for a beard trimmer
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right (idea)
- No one wants you the way you are
- node-fu
- nodegel
- ophie
- our new friend, the ten-foot pole
- party toothpick (idea)
- Pontiac GTO
- Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
- pothead
- Rachel in the morning
- Refuse 2 Looze
- Save Water - Shower with a Friend
- schematic
- Secret of New York City
- September 17, 2000
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- She threw out all my letters (idea)
- Slashdot Sucks
- So you wanna be a hacker
- Some of my lowest points (a memoir)
- Sometimes it's 4 a.m.
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Staring down babies
- Stuff to Do with Your Own Blood 101
- Suck, squeeze, bang, blow
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- tangentman
- Target Rifle Shooting
- Tell Stacey I love her
- The bravest man I've ever known (person)
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- The hidden danger of school lunch programs (idea)
- The most wonderful girl in the world
- The Saga of Scott's answering machine (thing)
- The smoking wall and lit numbers changing
- The twelve words of power
- The twisted thoughts of self-mutilation
- The world breaks everyone
- The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
- They're drugs, they change you
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Tickle your ass with a feather?
- Tight (thing)
- Tommy Hilfiger
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- underwear as an erogenous zone
- Unhooking a bra with your teeth
- Urine is a medicinal, cleansing, and nourishing food (thing)
- Using /dev/audio to eavesdrop
- virgin by choice
- Virginity, my loss of
- Watching your girlfriend asleep
- we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
- We walked together, miles apart
- Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
- weightlifting (thing)
- Welcome to Everything
- What loneliness can do to you (thing)
- What would you do with $86,400 a day?
- Why bother taking a picture?
- Why I torched the crack house
- Why it's fun to dose your relatives
- Why not just kill yourself?
- Windows source code
- Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
- Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now? (idea)
- Xanax was, indeed, fun.
- Yelling things in quiet places
- You people disgust me
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
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