| Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts |
geek angst |
My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem |
Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom! |
| What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around |
infinity bottles of beer on the wall |
lather, rinse, repeat |
My bathroom is a sensory deprivation chamber |
| This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time |
On breakups and morphine |
Women and thermostats |
recursive kvetching |
| Dead is dead, period |
Another gray face for your new war |
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it |
Hurricanes don't dance enough. |
| Why I hate showering |
Why I was convinced I would die young |
Longest science fiction story ever |
It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it. |
| another weekend's (hang)over |
Sing Sing Sing |
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