Happy Kitty Super Naughty Song

O Daddy, we're naughty and we know it.
We simply have no sense of wrong or right.
We're naughty before breakfast,
We're naughty while you work
And while you're sleeping, we're naughty all the night.


O Daddy, we're naughty and we know it.
We simply have no sense of right or wrong.
And though it may make you mad
We were naughty, we were bad.
That's why we're singing you our super naughty song.

Though this was written for two very naughty cats, this ditty is a donut in the radio-commercial sense. Not a Daddy yourself? It can be Mommy. Don't have cats? Change the title. The most situational lines are...

And though it may make you mad / We were naughty, we were bad.

You can swap any two lines in here that fit the recent naughtiness. For example, when my cats tore into some powdery pills I had left on the sink overnight and spread the powder all over the downstairs floor, the lines became:

And though it may cause you chills / We were naughty with your pills.

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