There is this guy who is a counselor. Every time he sees a computer he types "hot nudes" into the search engine. Why does he do this? Does he think he will get better results? What a cheeseball.
It is for reasons like that, and all the evil in this place, that I really want to get out of working at Lake Cruel Camp for Misbehaving Christian Children as soon as possible. This is not the place for me. I can't watch any more children die. I just can't. It is wrong. Dead wrong.
The thing is, I am trapped here. I am kept here by forces beyond my control. And I can't escape. It is so terrible.
Won't someone save me? Doesn't anyone care? I'm the damn site historian for fucks sake.
Please.