Random Nodes, April-August, 2001
Nodes your grandma would have liked:
girls who want to f*ck, just to f*ck
Bong-pipe
Spanking your monkey
I miss the mob
rug burn
weird@ss softlinking
How to Spot the Leader of a Biker Gang
you are the glittery disco ball of my dreams
farm tractors
talking to crazies
weightlifting
air drumming
lunch ladies enjoy acid, too
God, schmod! I want my monkey-man!
Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
nice long beating
give the dirty b@stards a sponge bath.
15 signs that the Pope may be your Secret Admirer
Chatterbox, August 5, 2001 (Haiku thread)
11:58 <ariels> WAIT! EVERYBODY STOP TALKING UNTIL I HAIKU Windows Error 0x00002757. (If I don't, continue saying nothing)
12:03 gnarl thinks ariels needs to haiku seinfeld episodes. there's 177 of em.
12:03 <ariels> too much content, gnarl.
12:04 <AwkwardSaw> You know what I hate? Rhetorical questions.
12:04 <ariels> Also the puddle water was disgusting.
12:04 <ariels> (is) That why you make sure to answer them?
12:04 <Gritchka> About 500 Members of Congress need haikus to replace JeffMagnus's vers libre renditions.
12:04 <gnarl> kramer opens door/ hair akimbo, eyebrows raised/superman falls down.
12:04 <Romany> ah! you could haiku rhetorical questions!
12:06 <ariels> Why would I do that? Why not wish for summer rain? Would it not get nuked?
12:08 <Gritchka> Member Orrin Hatch / heads Ways and Means Committee / stalls bills till winter.
12:09 <AwkwardSaw> I do not know why/It means it's not a beach day/Two words: Node Heaven.
12:10 <ariels> So we're all agreed we can go back to writing our Windows haiku error messages, then?