Ten years ago, these crack commando noders were sent to the bush leagues
for a node they didn't write. These men promptly escaped from a maximum
security stockade to the Holland, MI underground. Today,
still wanted by the Content Editors, they survive as noders of fortune.
If you have a professional wrestling problem, if no one else can help,
and if you can find them, maybe /msging E2Wrestling can help. (That's
our brand spankin' new usergroup. /msg me if you want to see something
noded or you have a question. I'll relay your message to the group.)
Financial Backer: Jet-Poop
Seasoned Veterans: holliman, Orange Julius
The only guy in the Coalition who can do a Swanton Bomb: Devon_Hart
Ill-considered import from a lesser federation: bol
Keeper of the Metanode: Mitchevious
Guardian of Stephanie McMahon's Underwear Drawer: FastEddie
Token '80s era Evil Japanese Manager: fhayashi
This space unintentionally left blank: Davidian
Noted fans: Quizro, Uberfetus, wharfinger, Bacchon, Phillis
Stein, graceness, beldin, jaubertmoniker, WickerNipple, sleeping wolf (We at the EPWNCOD
thank you for your support.)
Yossarian says, "I thought my School
of Badassary was tough until I ran into THESE guys!
Dannye says, "Even I can't nuke the stuff they write!"
jessicapierce says, "Awww, these guys are so cute I just want to
shmuggle them all day, pookins!"
dem bones says, "The who to the what now?"
If you feel you should be on our roster, /msg me and tell me why in
255 characters or less. Steroid users need not apply.