If you're going to
steal from
work, don't steal anything except a
pen or two. Besides the huge
negative karma that you will incur, things
never go the way you planned in your
head. You'll be seen by someone whilst toting a
CPU or two around. You'll be stuffing the
booty in your bag when it will:
- get searched by the guards that day because someone else read this node and stole something bigger.
- have the bottom rip out right in front of the security guard.
- be noticed by someone who has something for you and decides to just stuff it in your rucksack.
Getting caught ripping off your employer can cause some nasty side effects. If you get caught, you'll:
- get arrested and have probation or a fine.
- get fired and have to find a job to pay your bills.
- lose out on references from your old work. If you lie to new employers about your work history, you'll get canned ASAP.
- get branded as a scummy thief. Think about how your Mom would feel to have to go pick you up from jail. How many friends would you have if they knew you stole shit?
It isn't worth it. Save your karma and your integrity, if you need something go buy it.