Combover: A men's hairstyle whereby they try to hide a bald spot by growing a long strand of hair and combing over the bald spot.

AKA: A very, VERY bad idea. Why do men do this? I just don't understand. The University of Calgary Physics department is an ESPECIALLY bad example. It must be a requirement for getting a job there.

Rob Thompson, if you're ever reading this, GET RID OF YOUR COMBOVER! You're young! You're cool! Go bald gracefully!

I just don't get the point of this hairstyle. There are many, many, sexy bald men out there. John Malkovich, Patrick Stewart, Samuel L. Jackson.... So do someone you know a favour - tell them their combover looks like shit today!