(sigh....) Well,
Bigfoot erotica is back in the
news again.
A few days back, a Virginia political contest took a weird turn
when candidate Leslie Cockburn tweeted: "My opponent Denver Riggleman, running mate of Corey Stewart, was caught on camera campaigning with a white supremacist. Now he has been exposed as a devotee of Bigfoot erotica. This is not what we need on Capitol Hill." The
proof presented was an
Instagram posting by Riggleman of, to quote
Motherboard, "an
illustration of Bigfoot, with the creature’s massive
dong covered by a
CENSORED bar."
Tragically, candidate Riggleman has since rendered his Instagram
private, so all we know substantiating this accusation is this single picture therefrom, depicting Bigfoot with that black bar obscuring its herculean phallus.
But it turns out that Bigfoot erotica is nothing new. A few
years back,
Buzzfeed published "
An Incomplete But Definitely Exhaustive Review Of Bigfoot Erotica," compiling a record of
writings centered on this
theme which candidate Riggleman would surely find
irresistible -- but it isn't exhaustive, it can't be, because it leaves out
my contribution to this
genre, "
My encounter with Bigfoot"!! I
protest!! My contribution is unique in this collection because it features a
male protagonist bedding a
female Bigfoot!!
Romantically!!
Passionately!! And so I have asked, nay,
demanded, that Buzzfeed remedy this
omission immediately!!
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