I was
hiking through a
clearing in the
North Woods when it happened. At first, I heard the
crackling of
branches nearby. I feared it might be a
grizzly bear, and that I would have to fight or run, but then I saw two
humanoid hands separating the
brush, as the creature entered the clearing.
It was
Bigfoot. At least seven feet tall, bulky and broad shouldered, thickly covered in earthy brown hair. But a
bipedal primate in shape -- and those eyes, some
intelligence clearly sparkled behind them, some eternal
desire to
communicate.
Slowly the
creature approached me, as if curious -- I don't know exactly why, but I was unafraid, and stood my ground until Bigfoot was just a few feet away. Observing the creature this closely, I had a sudden realization. "You're a girl, aren't you," I exclaimed.
The creature, understanding my comment,
grunted and nodded in assent. And then, as if by a force of nature stronger than our
wills, our
lips flew together and we embraced,
wildly,
passionately, with no care in the world, each
kissing and
licking at the other's
mouth. My hands groped under the matted hair of her furry
bosom, finding a thick
nipple, to which I immediately moved to sup. She
moaned with a primal delight. Joyfully, I discovered that she was
lactating, and I
nursed greedily from the wild
milk of her untamed
breasts.
We made
love in the green
grass that day, and for several days to follow. I told her of all my hopes and dreams for life, my deepest desires and secret fears. She grunted and made some gurgling noises, stroking my
hair as though I were her
chinchilla. But inevitably, undefiably, the tug of
civilization called me back. She understood, grunting and gurgling her sentiment as I packed my supplies to begin the long, lonely
trek home.
But, on that fateful trip, I
impregnated Bigfoot. I know that even to this day, my Bigfoot
children run happily in those woods, free and happy and waiting for the happy, happy day that their father will visit.
The End.
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This story was inspired by
Bigfoot: The Unforgettable Encounter, which is available on
Amazon.com, but I wouldn't recommend it.