(sigh....) Well, Bigfoot erotica is back in the news again.

A few days back, a Virginia political contest took a weird turn when candidate Leslie Cockburn tweeted: "My opponent Denver Riggleman, running mate of Corey Stewart, was caught on camera campaigning with a white supremacist. Now he has been exposed as a devotee of Bigfoot erotica. This is not what we need on Capitol Hill." The proof presented was an Instagram posting by Riggleman of, to quote Motherboard, "an illustration of Bigfoot, with the creature’s massive dong covered by a CENSORED bar."

Tragically, candidate Riggleman has since rendered his Instagram private, so all we know substantiating this accusation is this single picture therefrom, depicting Bigfoot with that black bar obscuring its herculean phallus.

But it turns out that Bigfoot erotica is nothing new. A few years back, Buzzfeed published "An Incomplete But Definitely Exhaustive Review Of Bigfoot Erotica," compiling a record of writings centered on this theme which candidate Riggleman would surely find irresistible -- but it isn't exhaustive, it can't be, because it leaves out my contribution to this genre, "My encounter with Bigfoot"!! I protest!! My contribution is unique in this collection because it features a male protagonist bedding a female Bigfoot!! Romantically!! Passionately!! And so I have asked, nay, demanded, that Buzzfeed remedy this omission immediately!!


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