l33t h4x0r who writes for
Something Awful. Has atrocious
spelling. Likes to call people "fagots" or "smarty man". Hates
Unreal,
Nali Healing Fruit,
Regis Philbin and
AMD, likes
Quake 3,
ninjas, and
cyclops who fire
laser beams out their eyes. Worships
John Carmack,
Crispan Antcow, and
American Superhero Paul Steeve.
Amusingly enough, most people can't figure out that he's not a real person, but rather a figment of the site creator's imagination, and so they flame him mercilessly for his stupid comments.
http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk