Christmas Day 2003. In which we celebrate the birth of Christ, in which we give each other gifts, and in some cases, get riotously drunk with festive spirit.* Here's hoping everyone receives something they find cool, useful, or just plain nice, that everyone has A Good Time (which is what it's all about, in the end), and that EDB lays off moist noder flesh in favour of turkey.

Merry Christmas!

* Or, alternatively, cheap champagne.