My uncle, who was arrested 2 years ago, for flopping it out in front of a policewoman (his penis) is finally allowed to leave the state. After being held in custody, then dragged through a 2 year court case, all because of a policewoman's crazy hatred for someone that was at the time, clinically insane. I mean, fair enough, someone points their wang at you, you get pissed off, but this woman abused her power hugely, and because of this one thing, his spirit is totally broken, and his life is all but ruined, with the police doorknocking every house in the suburb asking is they had seen the crazy stalker and if he had affronted them with his wang.
But he's coming to stay with us, as the woman couldn't drag the case on any further.
Thanks Australian justice, you really work.