Internet techno music created by The Laziest Men on Mars, previously known for Daikatana Porn and Invasion of the Gabber Robots, a.k.a. the "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" song.
The song can be downloaded for free from LMoM's mp3.com area at:
(Address no longer works -- looking for replacement.)
Their home page, with attractive Santa Claus Conquers The Martians theme, is at:
The song itself is a hilarious duet between two voice synthesized characters, the Pusher Robot and the Shover Robot, and their tireless efforts to defend humanity from The Terrible Secret of Space. (This is irony.)