It probably means that I've moved to Belize.

Things are nicer in Belize. People wear clean sandals, climb trees as a genuine source of entertainment and probably don't mind country music. There's kayaking, cable TV, free wireless internet, beaches with stone and tall girls that wear skirts and hoodies and like being held in the wind while a dog runs circles around the island.

The house is painted grey and weatherboard, old enough to have seen pirates but young enough to keep the termites out. There's a windmill palm dug into the shaley sand at the front, a light dusting of grit on the dark floorboards from beach feet and an obligatory surf board wedged in a corner like a hand in a jar.

There's a respectful reverence for good people, reserved judgment for bad ones and healthy cats.

Living on a boat is of course optional, but encouraged.