Take your annoying bartender. Ask him for a Holy Bartender. When he says he doesn't know what it is, ask everyone else in the bar if they know how to make one. When no-one replies, announce that you'll demonstrate how to make a Holy Bartender. Then blow his ass away with your automatic. Serve cold.
Add ice to a tall glass
. Pour the vodka, triple sec and rum over the ice. Add a dash of grenadine and stir. Top with tonic water. Serve.