I went to a whole
drummers'
convention recently. So many drummers, so little
time.
Q: What did the the drummer get on his IQ paper?
A: Saliva.
Q: How can you tell if the is stage is level?
A The drool comes from both sides of the drummer's mouth
amd from nebuchadnezzar:
Q: What do you call a drummer with original ideas?
A: Unemployed.
bol: And a bloke who hangs arround with drummers is a bassist.
(yes, I do play bass