That being said, you probably didn't listen to the girls who come from WEST Belfast. The accents over there are absolutely atrocious! They elongate the e's chop out whole subphrases, vary the tone enormously, and of course speak at around 200 miles per hour, making the entire process of verbal communication a race against time!

"T'Beeeernut'beeeee, thasaqestun (Big Lad)."

"To be or not to be, that is the question".

Perhaps I am being a little harsh, most of the girls from West Belfast I have met are beautiful, intelligent, and really quite charming.