While watching tv
the other day, I had an idea that could potentially solve all the world's energy
problems. As we all know, children
have more energy than they know what to do with. They run around and play
all day and then don't want to sleep
at night since they are still not tired. And they do this day after day.
What if that energy could somehow be harnessed and turned into electrical power? It turns out that there is a simple way to do this. Just hook up a generator to all the merry-go-rounds on all the playgrounds. Then let the children get as dizzy as they want on those things. As they spin around, the generators create power. That power is then transmitted to lights and electrical outlets in the surrounding neighborhoods. And since the children won't tire out, they will continuously make power.
It's about time we put those tiny hands to work on something productive.