I am in pain.
Seems that when I had an upper wisdom tooth pulled, the oral surgeon broke a neighboring molar. So I had that one pulled, which in the process of being pulled, cracked the next molar. I never went back. Four years later, the remains of that molar have decided to transmute into a river of molten lava, directly connected to every pain receptor in my body. I whimpered. I cried. I wacked the weasel. Nothing helped. Finially I raided my roomates illicit stash of Demoral.
Anything that binds with my opiate receptors are A-1 in my book.
Just Say Swallow