A pornographic film that was infamous in my childhood. For years it would come up in schoolyard conversation as the height of illicit viewing. If you had seen this film you had seen everything. At a time when most of us could just about look at page 3 without running home to mother, the stories we heard about Animal Farm were fascinating in the same way as a car crash or train wreck. Rumour had it that the film featured men and women getting busy with various farm animals, ranging from a man plucking a chicken to a woman literally getting porked.

Whether the film ever actually existed I may never know, but those scenes will play on forever in the minds of my peers.