Also known as the biggest joke in the history of computer entertainment. 3D Realms' press blackout has made them the laughing stock of the industry; there has been no sign of any actual progress in the development of Duke Nukem Forever for well over a year.

In fact, Duke Nukem Forever sets new standards in the field of development delays, surpassing both Daikatana and Heart Of Darkness in development time. 3D Realms have been working on the game for over five years (or at least they've claimed to be working), and there's still no release date anywhere on the horizon.

"When It's Done", indeed.