A silly and potentially entertaining card game from Cheapass Games, Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond's gameplay is undeniably flawed. I shan't go into the rules as they've already been covered by another writeup, but what may not be immediately obvious from reading them is the frequency with which the game degenerates into a pissing contest of players blowing up each other's lairs before they can get built up to a decent size, not enough lair cards get drawn, and you all sit there staring at the empty space on the table in front of you until the deck runs out. If anyone has a way of preventing this, I'd love to know about it. For now, though, I'll stick to Unexploded Cow and Give Me the Brain.