Strom, right? This node's about Strom. He's so old that it seems like he should already be in the ground, but he's not. I'm sure that if he had a full realization of just how old he is, and stopped marrying women in their 20's, he'd be able to get a lot done in the senate simply by beating people with sticks and screaming "back in my day" at the top of his lungs whenever they convene. I'm sure they'd get a lot of weird laws passed, but ol' Strom wouldn't lay the smack down hard enough to hit you in the home, now would he?