Sam and Max Hit the Road:
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Max: Mind if I drive?
Sam: Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and shrieking like a cheerleader.
From
Manny Calavera,
protagonist of
Grim Fandango:
LucasArts adventure games are among the funniest things ever, right between
The Simpsons and
Douglas Adams' books in the collective mind of
Geeks everywhere. God love 'em.