Read a
book. Watched some
tube. Recreated my concept of the universe. Started a
cult. Nuked a small
country. Bought a
dog. Got
drunk. Walked 3.14
miles. Invented skyhyrzodynamic protochemical
differential gooblygook. Ate a
squirrel. Flossed. Wrote a
love poem. Gave my love poem to a
stick bug. Made cheese.
Shaved my cat. Slew a
dragon. Organized a Beta fish
tournament. Got a
date. Kissed my
kids. Sharpened my
teeth on an old pair of shoes. Broke the
sound barrier in my VW Bug. Stopped Dr. Krewl from
taking over the world.
Time to get some
sleep.