I'm a big cat person
. I tend to believe that cats
make better pets than dogs
. Wanna know why?
...I'm going to tell you anyway...
- Cats respect your personal space. They do not jump on you when they're obviously not welcome.
- Cats come with built-in potty-training. You don't have to teach them to respect the carpet.. they just do.
- Cats don't yowl at the moon, the doorbell, the sound of other cats, or the garage door opener.
- Cats tend to keep their stank-ass breath out of your face.
- Cats don't get all worked up if you leave them alone for a few days.
- Cats don't take shit from people. They have strong personalities.
- Cats are small enough to share the bed with, even if you've got somebody else there with you.