A
little known fact outside of the
Australasia region, is that
New Zealanders have 2
sheep for every person.
This is frightening. Mix this with idea that they are a
backwards nation with an accent which makes them say "
fush and chups" and
you don't want to know what they do with their
sheep.
In
Australia, it is a long standing tradition to
baselessly accuse New Zealanders of
fucking sheep. God know's what else they can do
over there.
However, point this out to
New Zealanders and they will feign astonishment. They refer to sheep as
fluffy love clouds, and New Zealand
innovation has brought about the
inflatable sheep with battery powered hip wiggle.
It is suspected that New Zealand is also the capital of a sinister
porno sheep training industry. I have it
on good word that
Flossie the most beautiful sheep in the world was
broken in there.