Supposedly, the one and true way Christians and other modest folk should ever hug each other. To execute this, one must make sure that the hugging arms are perfectly perpendicular to the body, and the two participants make contact shoulder to shoulder, with all other parts of the body twisting out of the path of the other person and vice versa. This goes beyond a professional hug in which no bodyparts save the shoulders touch, it actually demonstrates to the world you're doing your absolute utmost to ensure chests never touch chests, genital areas never contact, and so forth.

- An Advance on BrevityQuest 2016

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