Ever been trapped in a karaoke bar in Kalkaska, Michigan?
After the latest rendition of "
Wasting Away in Kalkaskaville", I found myself muttering phrases like, "Rock-off, man!"
Then I decided to start making requests no man in a Cowboy hat or boots would touch.
Shockingly enough, his attempt at "
Razzberry Beret" and "
Crazy Train" were tip top.
He did, however, deny us the pleasure of the Go Go's "
We got the Beat"
At that point he rocked off so we could embarrass ourselves slaughtering "
Closer to Fine".
Was that a gong I heard?
I also recommend chanting rock-off when an opening band drudges on too long.