Ever been trapped in a karaoke bar in Kalkaska, Michigan?
After the latest rendition of "Wasting Away in Kalkaskaville
", I found myself muttering phrases like, "Rock-off, man!"
Then I decided to start making requests no man in a Cowboy hat or boots would touch.
Shockingly enough, his attempt at "Razzberry Beret
" and "Crazy Train
" were tip top.
He did, however, deny us the pleasure of the Go Go's "We got the Beat
At that point he rocked off
so we could embarrass ourselves slaughtering "Closer to Fine
". Was that a gong I heard?
I also recommend chanting rock-off when an opening band drudges on too long.