1. ME!
2. an off-road bicyclist riding a $1000 to $10,000 anodized-everything, heavily suspended, fat-tire, brightly-coloured, oversized frame with cheesy graphics bicycle over rocks, logs, cars, people, animals eroding away the entire earth until it becomes a tiny speckle of dust in this galaxy.

(Then I guess, not me.)

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