Everybody's gotta have a hobby, no?

Inhalant abuse is efficient and cost-effective, and That's what Made America Great™. I'm not kidding. This is Yankee ingenuity, kids, in all its glory. You cannot stop an American from getting ripped out of his damn skull whenever he damn well wants to. If we didn't learn that from Prohibition, we've never learned anything. If you ban weed, they'll drink; if you card them, they'll find some way to get out of their heads. Who'd'a thunk you could get wasted on common household cleaning supplies? An American, that's who! An American who didn't get discouraged, an American who, when the going got tough, got going.

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