A chicken abortion is a very popular breakfast item in the United States and many other countries. Sometimes it is scrambled, other times fried. One thing the French like to do is dip bread in a bowl of mixed up chicken fetuses and fry it in a pan.

A chicken abortion is also referred to as an egg, because people are pussies and for some reason think that calling it an egg turns it into something completely different, the same way people call cow meat beef or pig meat pork. But it doesn't. It is still a chicken abortion and tastes great.

McDonald's is the United States' leading vendor of chicken abortions, as they go through over 2 billion chicken abortions per year. Believe it or not, unlike their beef, pork, or chicken, their McMuffins are actually made with real chicken abortions. But their "food" still sucks and is poison.

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