Kuni: Are you ready, Weaver? Then spin the Wheel Of Fish!

(Phyllis Weaver spins the Wheel Of Fish. After a short spin, it arrives on one fish in particular)

Kuni: Ahhhh! Red snapper! Mmmmm! Very tasty! OK, Weaver, you can either hold onto you red snapper... or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-San is bringing down the aisle right now!

(Hiro-san is shown carrying a box down the aisle.)

Kuni: What's it going to be, Weaver?

(Phyllis Weaver is distraught. She can't make up her mind. Red snapper... box... red snapper... box. The shouting of the crowd pulls her in both directions. Finally, triumphantly, Weaver makes her decision...)

Weaver: I'll take the box! The box!

Kuni: You took the box! Let's see what's in the box!

(Hiro-san lifts up the box, revealing nothing underneath)

Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! You so STUPID!

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