Sung to the tune of "Lake of Fire"
Where do muppet
s go when they die?
They don’t go to heaven
where the angel
They go to a pile of plush
Won’t see them again till the next movie starts.
I knew a muppet from The Muppet Show
Got a tear on his leg that just wouldn’t slow
So he went to the pile a little too soon
They took him apart before the rise of the moon
Now the muppets cry and the muppets moan
But one day they’ll call that storage room
Until they need another character sewn
And the tailors and the stage hands
Fight to claim the parts for their own
This is not an email forward - the blame for this bit of perversion lies with me