The first time
walked in on me having sex was perhaps the funniest. Since she was deaf
, a knock on my door meant "I'm coming in." since she couldn't hear me say "Gimme a minute". So she knock
ed, and walked in. We collapsed into badly feigned
sleeping, covers pulled up to our ears. I pretended to wake up and say hello. Mom proceeded to take ten minutes
putting away my laundry
before finally leaving the room. Some time later when I emerged from the bedroom (there were benefits to having a deaf, and decidely liberal
, parent) my mom was downstairs waiting for me.
," she said. 'Don't think I don't know what you two were doing up there."
...." I said.
"I'm sorry I interrupted and I hope you two enjoyed yourself. Next time lock the door
." With that she gracefully stood up and walked out of the room. My startled laughter