Over the years, I have accumulated quite a number of interesting valentines, but none warm my heart so much as the ones from my darling brother:

Lemon is bitter,
Sugar is sweet;
I hear one more titter,
It's you I shall beat.

Smelly is pitch,
Sticky is tar;
If you give me a hitch
I'll take you to a bar.

And my all-time favorite:
Seltzer is bubbly,
Water is calm;
You may be ugly, but you've still got charm.

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